Doll 1: Uh, ex-ca-use me?
Doll 2: Yeees?
Doll 1: Can you please tell me why we haven’t discussed the MTV movie awards yet?
Doll 4: OMG- seriously! What’s wrong with us?
Doll 2: My favorite outfit was Emma Stone’s! That cobalt patterned dress with all the ruching?
Doll 3: Ooo- and I loved her shoes! Electric blue with mad ruffle-y straps!!!
Doll 2: And that bright orange clutch? Dee-lish!!
Doll 4: I think my fave had to be Anne Hathaway’s little black mini-dress with the asymmetrical shoulder!
Doll 2: Yeah! It was super sleek and shiny! What kind of fabric was it made out of, do you think?
Doll 4: Dunno…something like leather or pleather? Very rocker-chic!
Doll 3: And it was ultra cool that they had a gold carpet instead of the usual red one… I liked that.
Doll 2: Not me, I prefer the classic look. I’m a traditionalist.
Doll 4: Speaking of classic, what did you think of Paris Hilton’s white and black dress with the round-toe patent leather pumps?
Doll 2: Ugh. I can’t stand her! She always sounds so dumb!
Doll 4: But you hafta’ admit, her outfit was pretty classy…
Doll 3: And those shoes were from her very own collection…which is pretty rad..!
Doll 1: Did you see the dress L.C. was wearing? I adored the color!!
Doll 4: Who is L.C. again?
Doll 1: That’s the nickname for Lauren Conrad, you know- from the show “the Hills”.
Doll 2: Again- cannot stand her! What does she do? She’s not an actress or a singer or anything…!
Doll 3: I think she did release an album, actually…
Doll: 2 Don’t make me laugh. (begrudgingly) Cute dress though. Good color.
Doll 1: (gasp) I died over the JEWELS Sarah Jessica Parker was wearing!! Her wrists were like covered in diamonds!
Doll 2: Super-Glam!!!
Doll 3: And her shoes? Lace-up, white, quilted ankle-booties! SO cute!
Doll 1: I liked Jennifer Hudson’s haircut! Her bob is so completely on-trend!
Doll 4: Totally. Oh, but I can’t believe “Hairspray” didn’t win best picture!
Doll 1: I wasn’t surprised. I knew “Transformers” would win. They always give the big prize to the blockbuster action flicks.
Doll 2: At least Zac won best breakout performance for his part in “Hairspray”!!!
Doll 4: Yeah! It was so sweet when he thanked his fans in his acceptance speech!!
Doll 3: That’s us!! He’s talking directly to us, girls!
Doo 1: I know! How awesome is that?
Doll 4: Hey, who won best actress?
Doll 2: Ellen Page! OMG- could you believe what she was wearing?!
Doll 3: Wait- who’s Ellen Page?
Doll 2: Star of Juno!!!!
Doll 3: Oh yeah! Duh. Love her!
Doll 4: But what was she thinking with that outfit!! Baggy tee-shirt with jeans and high tops?!!
Doll 2: I know!!! It was icky!!!
Doll 3: Yeah, love her- but her outfit was totally tragic. I mean, her shirt was all ripped! C’mon!
Doll 4: Put on a cute dress or something! Puh-lease!!!
Doll 1: Um, actually… I liked it.
Doll 2: (together- outburst) Are you crazy?
Doll 3: (together- outburst) Yeah, right!
Doll 4: (together- outburst) What are you talking about?
Doll 1: I liked it! (pause) What? Can’t we disagree on fashion sometimes?
Doll 2: But…how could you like it? I don’t understand!!
Doll 1: I mean, she was doing something different, you know? I respect that!
Doll 2: But you would never…wear something like that! Would you?!
Doll 1: I dunno, maybe…if it was the right vibe…
Doll 3: Like…to a costume party, you mean?
Doll 1: No! Like…Idk! Glamour doesn’t always have to be about looking super girly!!
Doll 2: It doesn’t..?
Doll 1: Glamour is about owning your own style, no matter what it is!
Doll 4: Huh. I never thought about it like that…
Doll 3: I think I see where you’re going here…
Doll 1: I mean, why can’t we mix it up sometimes…?
Doll 2: (considering, slowly) Hmm…mix it up…
Doll 3: (thoughtfully) I do see where you’re going here…(forceful) and I LIKE it!
Doll 2: It is kinda cool that she looked so different from everyone else at the show…
Doll 4: (can’t help herself) From all the girls, you mean.
Doll 1: But why should the guys be the only ones allowed to wear jeans and sneakers if they want to?
Doll 3: (gasp) She’s right!!
Doll 4: I never thought about it like that!
Doll 2: Why should the guys be the only ones allowed to dress down?
Doll 3: (musing) Omg. (short pause) OMG!!
Doll 1: If I want to dress “cas” [short for casual] then I’m going to! I don’t care what people think!
Doll 2: I am so with you!
Doll 4: Totally!!
Doll 3: I only see one issue with your plan…
Doll 1: What?
Doll 2: You don’t really own any clothes like that!
Doll 1: (giggling) Um, yeah. That’s true.
Doll 4: There’s really only one solution to this situation. It’s time to go shopping for some new looks!
Doll 3: Oh, she just said the magic word…!
All: (together) SHOPPING!!!!!!
Doll 2: Let’s go!
Doll 4: Hey, do they make high-heeled sneakers?
Doll 1: (giggling) Yeah they do!!!
Doll 4: Suh-weet!!!
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Ikonz Script - Awards Show
Doll 1: Uh, ex-ca-use me?